Hello, and thank you to any potential landlord(s) who may be taking the time to review this appeal for housing.
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My spouse and I are a couple, both in our 30s, aspiring to be man-and-wife within the next year, or so; however, we are relatively new to Georgia, and to the Athens-Clarke area, and we've experienced some unanticipated difficulty with establishing ourselves into an agreeable, conducive living space.
OUR BUDGET: Max. $1000/month (1k/mo.). Ideally, we would be happiest signing a year-long, or, six-month contract with you.
PLEASE NOTE: We are the owners of one very small dog (under 10 lbs.): Gator is an extremely sweet and gentle, fully potty-trained, neutered, & inoculated Beagle-mix. He is roughly one-and-a-half years old.
To continue, we are not destitute, but we are keen on maintaining a frugal budget; that said, please be assured, we are both reasonable and amicable people, with whom doing business is without consternation. We are tidy, modest, sociable, responsible, and reliable. Any additional stipulations, regarding such things as upkeep/maintenance of the ostensible property, will be gladly negotiated to mutual benefit.
References are plentifully available, upon request!
Responses are welcome via email, text message, or phone call. My personal phone contact information will be posted in the attached link. Those legitimately interested in engaging with us will be happily anticipated, and graciously received. All of this having been stated, let me, again, thank you for your devoted time and patience to the consideration of this notice. If you fit into this category - please, enjoy your day, and disregard the stern message below, written as warning against Craigslist predators, for the shameful and unfortunate reality that they are!
Sunday, August, 11, 2009
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